Wearing eyeliner doesn’t make you “girly” or “gay” a lot of girls actually find it attractive. If you wanna put concealer on that pimple go ahead. It doesn’t make you less of a man. Makeup is not intrinsically feminine. Don’t let society’s screwed up gender roles stop you from expressing yourself.
one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out
I’M NOT SHITTING YOU
‘The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1' - Nov 21
So… I was giving some jelly to my cat
My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.
I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…
they are evolving
Damn this spot the difference is so hard :-/
One of them is useful, famous across the world and part of peoples every day lives.
The other one is Justin Bieber and Nash Grier
If you need a laugh just pause this at any time.
Vine by Matt King
No but try it
#CHANDLER WAS SUCH A GOOD FRIEND
huge dogs thinking they are little dogs eeeeeeeeee
THE GOD DAMN TURTLE
THE TURTLE HAS BE SCREAMIN
She sometimes just likes to lay there watching me and if I don’t pay attention to her she starts doing this.
dogs are so important
this might be my favorite comic on tumblr