Daddy came home from work today.
Everyone needs this on their dash.
I think I’m going to cry
Probablythe best 6 seconds ever.
i fucking lost it
OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD
iM LAUGHING SO HARD THERE WERE TAMPONS IN MY FREEZER????????
I JUST ASKED MY BROTHER AND HE SAID THAT HE FOUND THE “POPSICLES” IN MOMMY’S BAG AND JUST DIDNT WANT THEM TO MELT IM LAUGHING
so he kept bothering me over and over because i was “keeping all the popsicles to myself” and i decided to let him open one…
do atheists say oh my god
yep. we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.
i relate to troye sivan on a spiritual level
I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off